'Dead Boy Detectives' Cast Play "I Dare You"

Karma. Aw!

[Jayden] Does it taste nice?

[Kassius] Don't react, don't react.

[David coughs] [Jayden] Oh no!

[Kassius] Do you want water?

Yeah, do you want some water?

No, I'm good. You're actually crying!

[Cast] Hey, we're the cast of Dead Boy Detectives

and we're playing I Dare You.

[upbeat music]

Narrate the next dare while it's happening

in a newscaster voice.

I'm all over that, all over that.

Okay, well I guess I'll set you up.

[David] Let's do it.

Give as many compliments as you can

to the person next to you in 20 seconds.

Breaking news!

Yuyu compliments Jayden in a very exciting series of events!

You're always on time. You have beautiful hair.

She's approaching it with a very nervous energy.

You're such a flirt.

Oh my God, look at the way you're sitting. It's so handsome.

You're a good giggler. Oh my God, you eyes are sparkling.

You are humble. Humble king.

Oh my God, he's having the time of his life.

You're always a party person. It's a very friendly flirt-

I don't know how many I've given.

[cast laughing]

Like a sports commentator!

Am I red?

If you had to switch roles with someone for a day,

who would you pick?

Roles, it would be Jenny,

because Jenny is my favorite character,

and if I had to switch roles with someone here for a day,

I think it would be David, 'cause he flew in from Toronto

and he's like crazy busy all the time.

He's everywhere.

Thank you, bro!

You gotta stroke that ego. [Jayden laughs]

Besides your phone,

what's the one item in your house you couldn't live without?

Oh, probably my dog.

My dog's name is Ivana. It's a bit of a weird name, but-

That's such a cool name.

We call him Puppy 'cause he's massive, so.

Yeah, he sleeps with his tongue...

This is so boring.

I'm like those annoying people that show you their kids

and I just like show my dog. Show you dog.

Anyway, that's mine. Next person.

Who breaks character the easiest? Jayden.

Yeah.

We had this one particular scene.

Basically they're talking about

being romantic and intimate with each other.

You know this one. You know.

And Edwin isn't fully aware of what they're talking about.

Give us the line.

Oh, you know, mate. Shag, smash, [censored].

Building up to the show,

I kept doing it in this voice where I'd say, Shag! Smash!

And then when it came to actually doing it,

us three, well us four, we went to the green room.

We had to like get each other's laughs out

just to get through the scene. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm quite known for that. It's quite bad.

I am professional sometimes though.

Keeps it fun.

Sing-talk everything you say until your next turn.

Somebody ask him a question.

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?

♪ I ate nothing ♪

Yeah!

♪ Very hungry ♪

Wow!

Round of applause for David.

I'm gonna do a dare.

Put a blindfold on

and correctly guess three types of cereal.

Bring on the cereal!

Yeah! Here we go.

Here we go, guys.

This is what you don't see on camera.

Can you see? No.

Okay, great.

Okay.

Yeah, get a good handful.

A good handful. I mean, am I spilling them everywhere?

No, no, no. You're doing great, sweetie.

Ooh. What is this?

That's Lucky Charms.

[Crew] Is it? It is Lucky Charms.

Oh, nice! That's one for one!

Also, these are Americans, so that's-

Impressive. Okay, next one.

We used to have this shop where I used to live

called Ye Olde Sweet Shoppe

and they'd do like American cereal in there.

Ah!

And Lucky Charms was one of the first things I bought.

15 quid for a box though.

Wow. Welcome to my TED Talk.

[cast laughs]

Okay.

Did you smell it?

I don't know why I sniffed it.

I know what that is as well, I think.

Yeah you do.

It's either, I think it's Cornflakes or Frosties.

Is that what you guys call them?

[Crew] It's called Honey Bunch Oats,

but you're very close.

It looks like Frosties. It looks like Frosties.

I thought it was Frosted Flakes.

Just tastes like Frosties.

Amazing. Okay, last one.

Ooh. Yeah, you like that.

These feel circular. This is a chocolate cereal, right?

Just try it I know it is though.

How the hell would you know that?

I can just tell. You can feel the chocolate?

[Jayden gurgling]

ASMR?

Yeah, yeah, oh, we should have done! A little tiny mic.

Okay, this tastes like something I have back home

called Nesquik.

[Crew] That's correct. Is it Nesquik?

[Crew] In the US it's called Coco Pops, but same thing.

You got it right. They call it Nesquik?

Our Coco Pops is more like Rice Krispies.

Do you guys know Milo? Is Milo a thing?

[Crew] Milo's so good.

Milo's an international thing.

Getting over here...

What is something you would do

if you knew there was no consequences?

Ooh... Wow!

Whoa! I don't know, maybe like break in somewhere.

Oh, would you rob a bank? Where would you break in?

Oh my God yeah, maybe I'd rob a bank.

♪ Rob a bank ♪ ♪ Rob a bank ♪

Yeah, I'd rob a bank.

Who is most likely to throw a wild party?

I'm gonna give it to our singer on the left.

I can imagine David throwing...

I could see you throwing a wild party.

Thank you. I'm so down.

You gotta sing. ♪ I'm gonna do it ♪

I guess I can stop singing now.

You can stop now. Unless you wanna keep going?

Yeah, sure. If you guys like it, why not.

Have a staring contest with the person next to you.

Loser eats a spoonful of hot sauce or mustard.

And a three, two, one, staring contest!

David went in eyes open!

Don't, don't. Yeah, just don't talk.

Oh no.

Who do you guys think is gonna win?

[censored] Oh, can I curse? Sorry. [censored]

[cast laughing]

Ready? This is so sweet!

[Kassius] It's giving David the Demon.

Karma. Aw!

[Jayden] Does it taste nice?

[Kassius] Don't react, don't react.

[Jayden] [David coughs] Oh no!

[Kassius] Do you want water?

Yeah, do you want some water?

No, I'm good. He's so strong.

You're crying! You're actually crying!

I don't know what you're talking about.

Is it hot?

All right, I will go with a dare.

[David] Yay!

There's really not that many left in here.

Catch seven marshmallows in your mouth

thrown by the person to your left.

Well, nobody's here.

Okay, this is a little bit...

I got you.

I'm really bad at this.

No but, okay.

Do you wanna stand? Is it easier if you stand?

[David] I feel like I should stand over there

and Yuyu stand here. Oh, from that far away?

[David] Yeah.

[cast cheering]

[Kassius] This'll be good!

[George] All right, let's see if it was just luck.

Come on! [cast cheering]

Let's go!

Amazing, amazing.

I think I'm gonna go dare again.

Okay.

I think that's like the coolest thing I've ever done.

Yeah, me too. Challenge someone to plank.

The loser has to eat a spyoon, a spyoon-

A spyoon! A spyoon!

That's like Bruce Almighty when he goes,

Excuse me, I need a spoon and it comes out.

The loser has to eat a spoonful of mustard or hot sauce.

Well, I'm the most unfit out of the whole group,

so no matter who I go against, I'm gonna lose,

but come on, Yuyu.

No, I'm in an outfit.

I mean... [cast laughs]

But like heels, you can't plank in heels.

I can't. I'm a lady.

You guys ain't got heels on, right?

I mean, I feel like George really wants to do it.

[Cast] Oh!

Werk!

[Jayden] Here we go. We're Dead Boy Detectives.

Call it, Jayden. Jayden, you're struggling!

[Jayden] Wait, wait, you're gonna see the vein come out

in a minute, trust me.

[Kassius] Your back's already...

[Jayden] Keep that form up! Form? What form?

Oh, here we go.

[Kassius] He's going, he's going, he's going.

[David] No he's not. He's got it.

[Kassius] No, he's going! He's got it.

He's got it, bro. Clinch it.

[Kassius] George isn't even breaking a sweat!

[Jayden] He's smiling! What is going on?

He's sicko!

[David] This is like when we did hot yoga.

[tape squeaking]

Oh my God, he's a two-time dual winner.

Stare-off and planking.

Yeah, dude. You're cleaning up.

What's hotter? Is it the hot sauce or the mustard?

[Crew] The mustard. Okay.

George, would you like to do it again?

Do the honors of feeding...

Yeah, I'll feed Jayden. Come feed me.

Oh! Close your eyes!

So he likes it?

Sorry to keep everyone.

I'm ready. Shag! Smash!

Don't react. Keep a straight face.

I like mustard anyway.

Oh, that's not... Bang, bang.

You're gonna get a brand deal with Colman's.

[cast laughs]

[Cast] That was fun. Thanks for having us, Teen Vogue.